Everyday i run into people that are "interesting". I mean, we all do. But do you really know the kinds of people you run into. Humps (meg) and I usually give people nicknames while we are under the influence, they are still developing. 
Bills: or Bros if you wish but I am sticking to Bills. these guys you can pretty much find at any bar, which is weird or thats just science. bills=booze. fact. they hang out with the same guys they did in highschool, still live in same town and have never really left. these guys were usually the typical "hot guy" back in the day but are now kind of washed up and gross. too bad thats the circle of life and how it works for the bills. gym teacher anyone?? lets not forget sometimes they like to stop being cheap and buy affliction or ed hardy, wrong move. sparkletown and bills go hand in hand. party!
BB's: beards and beanies. oh i have been waiting to write about this for awhile, bb's is your usual guy that you can find walking where cool people walk and being awkward at a show somewhere because you cant see their face. I'm not going to lie, please shave. the humps and i went to a show in lawrence not to long ago and 80% of the men there were BB's. Do people even have sex with you? I mean, how do you have girlfriends? I wouldn't want to get a yeast infection because we know if you don't wash your face or hair then you obviously don't give a shit about..yeah. AND why would i want to date you if you look like all the guys in here? that is just weird. BO is not attractive, its not cool. in all honesty i thought this whole thing was so 2007. clean cut guys, clean cut. we all know what these guys look like, u dont need a picture just look out your window if you live on 39th.
Shoes and Jackets: basically your typical girl that loves to go over the edge just a little. test that line girlfriend, i will love you. not a hipster, crazy jackets and amazing shoes do NOT go in that category. fact.
megb
